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Ask. Ask? Ask!   Feminism and fandoms. Cis white bi mid-twenties English woman. She/her. Bring me cats and cake.

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redbean ice cream:ideal marriage partner
greenbean Popsicle:smth im jealous of
mochi ice cream:what i look for in a friend
banana popsicles:1 memory i have of you
mango ice cream:a tumblr ship
strawberri froyo:top 3 insecurites
mint choco froyo:3 things im proud of
cookies and cream froyo:3 things you can do to make me automatically like you
vanilla:how i found your blog
orange ice cream:something ive always wanted to tell you
green tea ice cream:a blog that reminds me of yours
jasmine tea:an unpopular opinion that i have
orange tea:a secret that i've kept
oolong tea:my first love
strawberry tea:favourite outfit
milk tea:current fashion obsession
bubble tea:fashion pet peeve
strawberry iced tea:your best feature
— 2 hours ago with 141757 notes
#tumblr meme  #tw: food 

angrynerdyblogger:

Imagine Muggleborns having patronuses that represent something from Muggle culture that they feel protected by. A shy Hufflepuff with a Pikachu patronus. A Slytherin who’s really nervous because of all the stuff in the past and they’re Muggleborn but they cast a patronus and it’s one of the Game of Thrones dragons. A Gryffindor being the talk of the common room because of their Jaeger patronus. A Ravenclaw with a comic obsession finding out their patronus is the Hulk.

(via missionlameturtle)

— 2 hours ago with 36138 notes
#Hahaha hulk patronus  #harry potter 
funimationentertainment:

funimationentertainment:

i feel like this should be recorded in a history book

Beyoncé could give me a fucking 25 cent mood ring and i would pee myself i dont even know how nicki is dealing with this

funimationentertainment:

funimationentertainment:

i feel like this should be recorded in a history book

Beyoncé could give me a fucking 25 cent mood ring and i would pee myself i dont even know how nicki is dealing with this

(via claudiaboleyn)

— 17 hours ago with 24558 notes
thecarefree-art:

procrastination = hijabi babe power
Also available on my Society6 !

thecarefree-art:

procrastination = hijabi babe power

Also available on my Society6 !

(via lagobendito)

— 17 hours ago with 40209 notes
svveden:

H҉͟͏̷̯̘̼͙A̴̷͙͚̬̹̥͙̝̲͖̖̤̻̻͖͞V̢̗͕̟̣͞E̷̢͙͓͙̣͎̯̰͞ͅ ̷̧̝̯̱̞̰̗̹̰̝̠̣͍S̛̩̘̙̩̜̥͇͓̤̖͎̙̕͢ͅO̴̢̧҉̼̠̯̠̥̫̤̣͇̯̜̩̪ͅM̧̧͓̹̲̻͡͝E̸̢̨̦̣̳̭̱ ̷̩̘͔͎̜̼̯̼̝̙̬͍̟̼̺͈͚͎͍̕͜M͢҉̨͔͈̙͕͍̲͙̥̠̲̞̝͔̗͚̬͙C̴̴̳̳͎̱̫̺̩̹̦͕͇̯̳̱͓͞ͅǸ̙̤̲̻̤͉͓̦͉̟͉̪̳̟̟͠U̧̝̖̜̠̦̣̟̝̠Ģ͇̝͔̲͉͘Ģ͇͇͎̣͈̫̱͇̤̀͠E̶͏̣̺̰͖T҉̴̯̼͉̦̝̲̕͞͝S̵̲̮̺͍̲̦̥̝̠̥̫̥̮͈̬̯̘͞

svveden:

H҉͟͏̷̯̘̼͙A̴̷͙͚̬̹̥͙̝̲͖̖̤̻̻͖͞V̢̗͕̟̣͞E̷̢͙͓͙̣͎̯̰͞ͅ ̷̧̝̯̱̞̰̗̹̰̝̠̣͍S̛̩̘̙̩̜̥͇͓̤̖͎̙̕͢ͅO̴̢̧҉̼̠̯̠̥̫̤̣͇̯̜̩̪ͅM̧̧͓̹̲̻͡͝E̸̢̨̦̣̳̭̱ ̷̩̘͔͎̜̼̯̼̝̙̬͍̟̼̺͈͚͎͍̕͜M͢҉̨͔͈̙͕͍̲͙̥̠̲̞̝͔̗͚̬͙C̴̴̳̳͎̱̫̺̩̹̦͕͇̯̳̱͓͞ͅǸ̙̤̲̻̤͉͓̦͉̟͉̪̳̟̟͠U̧̝̖̜̠̦̣̟̝̠Ģ͇̝͔̲͉͘Ģ͇͇͎̣͈̫̱͇̤̀͠E̶͏̣̺̰͖T҉̴̯̼͉̦̝̲̕͞͝S̵̲̮̺͍̲̦̥̝̠̥̫̥̮͈̬̯̘͞

(Source: brendachong, via coldforest)

— 17 hours ago with 101269 notes
#gahhhhh  #tw: clowns 

duragdaddy:

flvcoshvlom:

ellecareyart:

2brwngrls:

simplysupreme:

image

HERE FOR THIS

young.black.educated.confident. i don’t see a thug here. at all.

"I’m better at life than you."

yessssssss woo

(Source: kingkoivu, via just-another-nerdygirl)

— 17 hours ago with 207181 notes

littlestpiglet:

littlestpiglet:

danceadicklessjig:

littlestpiglet:

WHY DOES everywhere in this country have to have fucking carpets?! The UK is pure fucking FILTH I swear.

*dies laughing*


Really though, do we have more carpets than other places?

Yes and it irritates me to the point where I…

…and there’s always stone floors/laminate and then of course you can have rugs (for the echo n shit) which are a completely different matter cause you can actually WASH them and shit so they’re not full of disgusting vomit or dog piss from ten years ago.

Like how do British people have kids? Or buy a dog? Like in a normal country when you have a puppy you put newspaper on the floor in places so they can piss there before they learn to piss outside but what the hell do you do in England?

I don’t have kids or dogs but.. I guess people just clean the carpet? Vanish or whatever? 

Carpet is so good for sound insulation and warmth though… My feet are always cold on laminate floors

— 17 hours ago with 7 notes
#the great carpet debate 

Trying to do that thing where you scroll down to what you’ve already seen but now america is waking up and dammit I can’t keep up with you all

— 17 hours ago with 1 note
strandedstmarkscitylights:

Cat has no patience for your spiraling modern epic, James Joyce.

strandedstmarkscitylights:

Cat has no patience for your spiraling modern epic, James Joyce.

(Source: hotbouys, via buttcardigans)

— 17 hours ago with 1761 notes

yungterra:

inturlrude:

yungterra:

naked body fresh out the shower

you touch yourself afterhours

why do you have this dirty ass skeleton

he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam

(via nothing-but-white-noise)

— 17 hours ago with 116783 notes