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the-snowflake-owl:

pasteljustice:

megasumpex:

asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

I love Futurama but I don’t get this what’s the joke

The joke is that a bunch of conspiracy theories say aliens came and taught Egypt how to build pyramids (because they are ‘too impossible’ for humans to have built’) and it’s actually the Egyptians that taught aliens and advanced their culture.

I hope it applies to Aztecs and Mayans too ;)

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#futurama  #racism  #egypt  #ancient egypt  #history 

guy:

THE REACTION FACES ARE WHAT I LIVE FOR

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#comic  #puns  #food mention 
Wh- no. These things should never be soup. They’re nice things but they’re not soup. Why have they been combined?!

Wh- no. These things should never be soup. They’re nice things but they’re not soup. Why have they been combined?!

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#tw: food  #bad food  #bad food ideas  #soup  #cauliflower cheese  #mac and cheese  #macaroni and cheese 

wagnetic:

danceadicklessjig:

Penzance

Wow! (So that’s where the pirates are from, huh?)

Maybe it’s why they went off and about plundering, it was all bloody closed when we were there!

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#sundays. pfft 

sproid replied to your photoset “Being Ariel”

These are SUCH CUTE photos :D

Thanks ^-^

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#sproid  #replies 

validcriticism replied to your photoset “Being Ariel”

oh my god I’m remembering the Dutch lyrics to ‘part of your world’ and it’s making me tear up. Thanks for the smile :)

Aww bless you :)

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#validcriticism  #replies 

Waves and rocks at Kennack Sands and St Ives

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#honeymooning  #kennack sands  #st ives  #waves  #ocean  #sea 

Eden Project, flower details 2

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#eden project  #honeymooning  #flowers 

Eden Project, flower details 1

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#eden project  #honeymooning  #flowers